jwisser: thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
My Workout For Saturday May 18
I earned 150 points for my workout on Fitocracy! Running +150 pts 0:36:43.6 || 2.5 mi || 14:44.4 min/mi || flat (+150 pts)http://runkeeper.com/user/TimmyWestside/activity/182326948 Think you can beat me, or want to comment? Fitocracy is the social fitness community that has helped hundreds of thousands level up their fitness. Start your fitness transformation today! Now available for free on...
It all seems so very arbitrary. I applied for a job at this company because they...– Creed Bratton (via paulstudd)
slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: phinflynn: “Ah, Perry the platypus!” “What an unexpected -“ “WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!” “You’re trapped!” “By societal convention!” “Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!” “That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.” This show is fucking brilliant.
olympicswagging: maybe if i sigh hard enough all my finals will be canceled All you have to do is find the Sorcerer’s Stone.
camiekahle: agentbartowski: saderidan: When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from GO SIT IN THE CORNER
2460onetruepairing: The first time I not only...
are we gonna ignore that the 3 fandoms have a...
gepardikinonkissa: lolsofunny: I’m sorry but