#THE REAL POWER OF THE FORCE: FORCE-SENSITIVE BABIES ARE THE CUTEST EVER
#LET ME AMEND THAT: #JEDI YOUNGLING BABIES ARE THE CUTEST EVER #THE REAL REASON THEY HAD TO TEACH RESTRAINT TO THEIR KIDLETS #WAS BECAUSE THE SHEER LEVEL OF WEAPONIZED CUTE #COULD CRUSH ENTIRE WORLDS UNDER THEIR TINY BABY HEELS
so iv’e been thinking about Waluigi and how he’s never appeared in a main Mario title.
And i think the reason it so hilarious is all other side characters have a reason for their absence. Daisy is all the way in Sarasaland, Yoshi is probably back at his island. Wario has his business Warioware Inc. to run in some far away city. The rare time Luigi isn’t there he’s probably doing ghost stuff or taking care of the home front.
So what the hell is Waluigi doing?? Its heavily implied he lives in the mushroom kingdom, so where is he when shit goes down? Where is he when the toads are screaming and bowser’s maniacal laughter fills the air all while buildings are getting smashed up?
